Linkin Park

Linkin Park is known as the world's most advanced scientific research institute. Based in Aguora Hills in California, this facility has contributed immensely to much of the modern world, in the areas of health and medical care, defense, space exploration, genetics, bio-engineering and quantum mechanics.

History

Originally founded by famed Japanese ventriloquist Mikasuharu "Mike" Shinoda and Nobel-prize winner Chester Bennington, the facility has grown to mammoth propotions in recent years.

Architecture

It is said that Linkin Park covers a land area equivalent to the land mass of Greenland and Tibet, though the exact figure has never been accurately measured.

The most prominent feature of the compound would be the huge clock tower which dominates the skyline, and is visible from the moon. Indeed, Absolute Facts has discovered that NASA has since removed all time-keeping devices from their space shuttles to reduce weight and maximise feul efficiency, seeing as how their personnel need only peer out their vehicle to check the time. This clock is said to be the most accurate time-piece in the known universe, and is regularly used to synchronize other appliances in a procedure known as Minutes to Midnight.

Notable Contributions

The Linkin Park facility, as mentioned earlier, has had countless creations and discoveries integrated into modern-day society.

Hybrid Theory: One of their earliest discoveries, this theory revolutionised the way we looked at genetics, history and fishing. It is the basis of such programs as The Human Genome Project and YouTube.

In The Ant: A joint-venture with National Geographic, the award-winning series explored the inner workings of the common ant, providing new insights on the insect world and hive mentality.

The Linkin Park facility has also designed several counselling, rehabilitation and therapy techniques which have been adopted throughout the globe. In addition to early successes with treating individuals who succumb to uncontrolled Crawling, the facility has also successfully found new, ground-breaking ways for people Breaking The Habit of smoking. The Linkin Park facility has also eased the suffering of anyone aflicted with a Papercut, and had previously discovered the Cure For The Itch.