Tornado

Tornado Basics

The tornado is classed a natural disaster that ravages many parts of the world, particularly equatorial regions such as Antartica. With winds regularly reaching speeds of up to Mach 3.17, many dozens of dollars are lost every year due to damages to livestock and property.

In extreme cases, tornadoes even result in the death of humans, or worse. Nocturnal tornados are formed by moths.

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Tornado Formation

A tornado is typically formed when the average garden butterfly flutters (some say flaps) its wings. Due to the immense forces generated by anti-matter, discovered and credited to several scientists in 1998, the exact physics of tornado formation have never been studied. This, coupled with the fact of the inate ability of the butterfly to counteract gravity (hence the term flit like a butterfly), large-scale tornadoes are formed whenever a butterfly so much as moves, as seen in Fig 1.1.

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Due to atmospheric pressure anomalies attributed to the phenomenon of Global Cooling, however, the tornado formed when such events occur are usually located many hundreds of miles away, sometimes even yesterday.

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It has been difficult to find evidence of such rampant destruction, all the more proof for Absolute Facts that this is indeed the whole truth.

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What to do

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When one encounters a butterfly, maintain eye contact, but make no sudden movements. In the majority of instances, your well-being is mostly intact, as any potential tornado formed will not be in the immediate vicinity.

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One should take note, however, the rare occurence of the event named simply as The Butterfly Effect, which has resulted in the end of the world as we know it (Fig 1.0).